also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”
Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE
Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS
because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION
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How deep was that? Her whole body disappeared.
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Ballpoint Color Picker
this might be one of the sexiest things i have ever seen.
There are no words.
i wonder how many hours it took for this piece of perfection.
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fuck me
This
so relevant
ugh
yes omfg
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i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
get out
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omfg today in English class we were talking about reading books and some girl shouts ”BOOKS SUCK” and the quietest girl in my class says ”yeah almost as much as you do on the weekends” even the teacher laughed omfg
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i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people
this disturbed a lot more than it should
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